Monday, June 21, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
cathy and suzie.. another classic from the best of britain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je08NphEWkw
the onion strikes back
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-ecofriendly-cigarettes-kill-destructive-human,17529/
shower boycott
i have successfully avoided taking a shower for a week. i actually smell clean but my hair is matting into a little dread ball and that needs to be taken care of before i have to cut it off. also, there is someone i want to meet and i can't show up looking like an orphan.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
i think drunken chats are fun.
8:38 PM Kevin: oh look its reggy
HI gina
8:43 PM HEY!!?
me: hi
Kevin: Oh my god I almost had a heart attack
I thought you didn't care about me no more
empty feelings inside
8:44 PM me: jesus christ
what's up
Kevin: Uh
....
I am supposed to up something?
Sorry
Hey
I have to ask you
will you marry me and have my babies?
8:47 PM I am sleepy now
Thought I would say how and said how
How Gina
8:49 PM me: nice
wow.
Kevin: hey baby
6 minutes
8:56 PM me: hi
sorry
i was buying a ticket to see my bff
8:57 PM Kevin: ME??
me: ha
no my girlfriend.
Kevin: When/WHere
8:58 PM I wish I had a girlfriend
me: me too. er. i mean.
9 minutes
9:07 PM Kevin: where
are uyou
going
?
9:08 PM me: l.a.
smell a
Kevin: when
?
me: she lives in well,
near marian del rey
end of the month 25th
Kevin: oh
9:09 PM I go north that week end
me: i meant marina
oh yeah?
to sf
Kevin: yes
me: oh cool
ithought you were coming later in june
Kevin: yes
next week
also
me: oh cool
i'll be around
9:10 PM Kevin: are we going to do something together?
9:11 PM me: sure
like what
Kevin: We can see a movie
or wecan hang in th e city
go to Visuvio
me: sure
you're cute
Kevin: go to a magazine shop
CUTE?!?!
me: sure whatever
9:12 PM Kevin: hahah
hahhaha
hahahhhahhaha
sure
yes next week and then the end of the month
you come here on the 25th and then leave...?
me: yeah
9:13 PM friday til monday i think
Kevin: oh monday
hm
I leave on moanday next week (need to buy a ticklet)
9:14 PM me: i'll be around
9:15 PM you're so weird. where did you go?
9:16 PM Kevin: the idea is that when the icon goes gray I logged out
Do you miss me or somethin?
You called me cute.
me: you are
9:17 PM Kevin: I was on the chat with Jenny earlier and shee called me adorable
me: who's that
Kevin: why is it that all the girls that like me don't live here
?
Oh, Jenny is one of my girlfriends
just like you
I just don't have any gf's here
9:18 PM ugh
me: poor you
Kevin: YES
actually jenny was sad that all of her friends were in LA LA and she was stuck in WA
THAT made me sad
9:19 PM I mean at least you live in a cool spot
she lives in
the olympic pen
blech
gray is the national color up there
me: what's that?
9:20 PM Kevin: the panhandle in WA
the peninsula
the other side of the Sound
from Seattle
me: oh
Kevin: PO dunk
9:21 PM me: fo sho
Kevin: I need a haircu
hair cut
me: i can give you one
9:22 PM Kevin: Cut
hair cut
for somereason I thought that I had spelt that wrong
you got clippers?
If you cut my hair I will buy you some flowers
me: i do have clippers
that's sweet
i love flowers
9:23 PM orchids are my favorite
Kevin: i think you deserve sweet
other girls....
I'm mean to other girls
me: i don't understand
i have a hat on
9:24 PM Kevin: understand~hat
a
me: it's a thinking cap, really
Kevin: b
there fore
c
9:25 PM AH HA EUREKA!!!!!!!!!
me: what?
Kevin: I don't understand is "a"
I have a hat on is "b"
it's a thinking cap is "c"
9:26 PM a->b::c
you are funny
(or at least you think you are and I agree)
9:27 PM me: i can be, without knowing it
9:28 PM wanna see?
Kevin: yes
9:29 PM (uh oh what is she doing)
me: no it's just a photo of me w/said hat
Kevin: I am super tired
HEHEHE
That was REALLY funny
9:30 PM me: i just sent it toyour email
Kevin: I am not yawning right now but I am lookin at the bed....
Lovely
oooh Chesterton, I like him
9:31 PM me: you mean JESTER ton
Kevin: "the man who was Friday"
the quote
(i like the pic by the way)
It is always nice to "see" you
me: haha
it was fun
9:32 PM Kevin: what......
I thik I get it
you make corny joke like me. sept yours aren't any thing like mine.
9:33 PM I think I should look into it too deep
me: what are you talking about
i never know
Kevin: 's problem with theory
can alwys be disproven
me: theory my anus
you are just stupidly splendid
try again
Kevin: not my anus Uranus
9:34 PM Honey, crudities are ubiquitous but how often do I get to actually talk to you?
9:35 PM We don't spend time together any more
I mean
I am always doin my home work
me: you should visit me
Kevin: and when you get home you are always so exhausted that you just go straight to sleep
9:36 PM can't you just take a day off and we can have some you and me time?
9:37 PM look, I can make some time for you and I don't know
we can go for a walk
or
you always like to look at shoes don't you
we could go to the mall?
what do you say?
me: i hate shopping
but i love staying in bed
and cooking
9:38 PM Kevin: well we don't have to do that it was just a suggestion
me: and making love
Kevin: hm
me: and snuggling
and watching family guy
Kevin: i could do the whole "we have to talk" thing instead of the "alone time" spiel
me: laughing
9:39 PM Kevin: Listen, we have to talk
me: i don't need to talk
Kevin: FINE
me: unless you're being a fuck head
i just want to laugh
and snuggle
and eat good food
Kevin: I am NOT being the fuck head here
9:40 PM hehehe
me: is there anything wrong with that?
Kevin: what being the fuckhead?
me: there's not much more to live
i have estimated
Kevin: this pic is great
you should replace your chat face
9:41 PM me: oh yeah?
i'll do it just for you
Kevin: aww
you like me
<#
9:42 PM <3
I am really tired.... I will go ok?
me: there you go
ok sweet dreams
Kevin: Bye huny
HI gina
8:43 PM HEY!!?
me: hi
Kevin: Oh my god I almost had a heart attack
I thought you didn't care about me no more
empty feelings inside
8:44 PM me: jesus christ
what's up
Kevin: Uh
....
I am supposed to up something?
Sorry
Hey
I have to ask you
will you marry me and have my babies?
8:47 PM I am sleepy now
Thought I would say how and said how
How Gina
8:49 PM me: nice
wow.
Kevin: hey baby
6 minutes
8:56 PM me: hi
sorry
i was buying a ticket to see my bff
8:57 PM Kevin: ME??
me: ha
no my girlfriend.
Kevin: When/WHere
8:58 PM I wish I had a girlfriend
me: me too. er. i mean.
9 minutes
9:07 PM Kevin: where
are uyou
going
?
9:08 PM me: l.a.
smell a
Kevin: when
?
me: she lives in well,
near marian del rey
end of the month 25th
Kevin: oh
9:09 PM I go north that week end
me: i meant marina
oh yeah?
to sf
Kevin: yes
me: oh cool
ithought you were coming later in june
Kevin: yes
next week
also
me: oh cool
i'll be around
9:10 PM Kevin: are we going to do something together?
9:11 PM me: sure
like what
Kevin: We can see a movie
or wecan hang in th e city
go to Visuvio
me: sure
you're cute
Kevin: go to a magazine shop
CUTE?!?!
me: sure whatever
9:12 PM Kevin: hahah
hahhaha
hahahhhahhaha
sure
yes next week and then the end of the month
you come here on the 25th and then leave...?
me: yeah
9:13 PM friday til monday i think
Kevin: oh monday
hm
I leave on moanday next week (need to buy a ticklet)
9:14 PM me: i'll be around
9:15 PM you're so weird. where did you go?
9:16 PM Kevin: the idea is that when the icon goes gray I logged out
Do you miss me or somethin?
You called me cute.
me: you are
9:17 PM Kevin: I was on the chat with Jenny earlier and shee called me adorable
me: who's that
Kevin: why is it that all the girls that like me don't live here
?
Oh, Jenny is one of my girlfriends
just like you
I just don't have any gf's here
9:18 PM ugh
me: poor you
Kevin: YES
actually jenny was sad that all of her friends were in LA LA and she was stuck in WA
THAT made me sad
9:19 PM I mean at least you live in a cool spot
she lives in
the olympic pen
blech
gray is the national color up there
me: what's that?
9:20 PM Kevin: the panhandle in WA
the peninsula
the other side of the Sound
from Seattle
me: oh
Kevin: PO dunk
9:21 PM me: fo sho
Kevin: I need a haircu
hair cut
me: i can give you one
9:22 PM Kevin: Cut
hair cut
for somereason I thought that I had spelt that wrong
you got clippers?
If you cut my hair I will buy you some flowers
me: i do have clippers
that's sweet
i love flowers
9:23 PM orchids are my favorite
Kevin: i think you deserve sweet
other girls....
I'm mean to other girls
me: i don't understand
i have a hat on
9:24 PM Kevin: understand~hat
a
me: it's a thinking cap, really
Kevin: b
there fore
c
9:25 PM AH HA EUREKA!!!!!!!!!
me: what?
Kevin: I don't understand is "a"
I have a hat on is "b"
it's a thinking cap is "c"
9:26 PM a->b::c
you are funny
(or at least you think you are and I agree)
9:27 PM me: i can be, without knowing it
9:28 PM wanna see?
Kevin: yes
9:29 PM (uh oh what is she doing)
me: no it's just a photo of me w/said hat
Kevin: I am super tired
HEHEHE
That was REALLY funny
9:30 PM me: i just sent it toyour email
Kevin: I am not yawning right now but I am lookin at the bed....
Lovely
oooh Chesterton, I like him
9:31 PM me: you mean JESTER ton
Kevin: "the man who was Friday"
the quote
(i like the pic by the way)
It is always nice to "see" you
me: haha
it was fun
9:32 PM Kevin: what......
I thik I get it
you make corny joke like me. sept yours aren't any thing like mine.
9:33 PM I think I should look into it too deep
me: what are you talking about
i never know
Kevin: 's problem with theory
can alwys be disproven
me: theory my anus
you are just stupidly splendid
try again
Kevin: not my anus Uranus
9:34 PM Honey, crudities are ubiquitous but how often do I get to actually talk to you?
9:35 PM We don't spend time together any more
I mean
I am always doin my home work
me: you should visit me
Kevin: and when you get home you are always so exhausted that you just go straight to sleep
9:36 PM can't you just take a day off and we can have some you and me time?
9:37 PM look, I can make some time for you and I don't know
we can go for a walk
or
you always like to look at shoes don't you
we could go to the mall?
what do you say?
me: i hate shopping
but i love staying in bed
and cooking
9:38 PM Kevin: well we don't have to do that it was just a suggestion
me: and making love
Kevin: hm
me: and snuggling
and watching family guy
Kevin: i could do the whole "we have to talk" thing instead of the "alone time" spiel
me: laughing
9:39 PM Kevin: Listen, we have to talk
me: i don't need to talk
Kevin: FINE
me: unless you're being a fuck head
i just want to laugh
and snuggle
and eat good food
Kevin: I am NOT being the fuck head here
9:40 PM hehehe
me: is there anything wrong with that?
Kevin: what being the fuckhead?
me: there's not much more to live
i have estimated
Kevin: this pic is great
you should replace your chat face
9:41 PM me: oh yeah?
i'll do it just for you
Kevin: aww
you like me
<#
9:42 PM <3
I am really tired.... I will go ok?
me: there you go
ok sweet dreams
Kevin: Bye huny
conan, colbert, stewart dance off? genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l8h5R_7x3g&feature=player_embedded
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